Campaigns:

Anthony Head Is Watching You Poo:

Make it known worldwide. Its true. Whenever you poo, Anthony Head is watching you. Print out the sign and stick it to the toilet door of your choice. He can't be allowed to carry on getting away with it

Visit Birkenshaw:

In an attempt to get more people to visit my sleepy little village, I've created a travellers guide to highlight all the best bits for people to enjoy.

Games:

Balloon Buster:

Burst the balloons in the correct order by throwing the ball in the air and hitting them. Don't hit them in the wrong order. What could be simpler!

Kids are Shit:

Junior Eurovision:

Kids are shit at everything they say and do. This effect gets worse as we consider European kids. Our own kids are undoubtedly retarded, but European kids are way worse. Here is a brief summary of the Junior Eurovision contest that was actually televised. This is what your license fee is going on. Utter shite

Junk Mail:

Best Religious Leaflet Ever:

Quite simply, the greatest thing ever to be put through my door. As far as funny religious leaflets are concerned, this will take some beating.

Dodgy Voucher:

Here's a voucher they didn't think about. Take a look, and try to guess what it's for.

Funny Quiz Card:

I think this is possibly the greatest ever quiz card to be included in a game aimed at 6 year olds. If anyone can prove me wrong, you're more than welcome to try.

Dodgy Death:

One of the strangest ways to die I've ever heard, and should definetly make the Darwin Awards

Quizzes:

Michael Jackson or Freak:

How good are you at recognising Michael Jackson? Find out with the Jackson or Freak quiz

Celebrity or Waxwork:

Celebrities are starting to look more and more like their waxworks. And their actings not much better either. So can you tell the difference?

Terrorist Or Singh-le:

Can you spot a terrorist from a lonely asian guy. We'll soon find out