Ben can't draw
exploring drawing dyslexia
otherwise known as retardedness

Hello, my name is Ben. Despite being quite intelligent and 23 years old I can't draw at all. Some people think that this is a bit retarded, but I choose to call it 'drawing dyslexia'. It sounds better as it has a nice alliteration. See that sounded intelligent...but I still can't draw.

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Waking up with a hangover is not usually a pleasurable experience, however this particular morning I didn't mind. This was because this was the morning that I discovered that Ben was appallingly bad at drawing animals

How can anyone be this bad at drawing? You can barely tell what these things are meant to be.

Contact

Send me an email. Although I probably won't read it. If I do then think youself lucky. In fact you can ignore this bit completely. I don't want you to email me. Especially YOU