Balloon Buster
the greatest game ever made...
to involve bursting ballooons

Top 5 Circus Facts

1. The first person to bring together the elements of the circus was Philip Astley in 1768

2. The word 'jumbo' comes from the name of an elephant used by the Barnum and London Show

3. Trained animal acts begin to appear in the circus in 1829

4. Clowns noses are red because of the amount of pussy they get

5. The first tightrope walk was performed by a naked midget in a tutu

The circus was once one of the highlights of the year. "Ooh", people would say "the circus is in town. Wupdeedoo, lets go watch." They would be treated with a visual spectacle of man versus lion, trapeze artists leaping above the crowd with out the safety of a net, tightrope artists risking it all for the adulation of the baying crowd, and clowns leaping from burning towers. Elephants, tigers, lions and more would parade the circle, a marvel for all to see.

But these days noone likes the circus. The animals are all dead and health and safety regulations demand a net. The trapeze artists are all rapists, the clowns are all paedo's and the ring master is just a euphamism for homosexuality.

This game is nothing to do with that. You just burst balloons in the right order. Good luck



Incidently, I couldn't be arsed to finish it properly, so the last level is impossible. Sorry about that.

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