a step by step guide to the Universe
and the only thing in it
that matters...me

In the beginning there was nothing. Then that exploded some how, and planets and stars and loads of other shit came spewing out of the explosion creating an ever expanding and infinite Universe. Billions of years went by, with the newly formed Universe expanding ever outward. Planets found their orbits around their suns, and moons found their orbits around their planets, and in the middle of all of this was a small planet called Earth revolving around a small yellow sun. Billions more years passed. The continents separated. Countries were formed. Life began to evolve. Single celled organisms began to develop into multi-celled organisms. Trees and plant life began to grow. Reptiles and insects began to walk the Earth. But something was not right. Furness could not exist as a lizard, and so the universe SMOTE THIS TINY WORLD WITH ITS MIGHTY ASTEROID OF DOOM! Ash filled the air, and the dinosaurs did die with furious roars of anger and defeat.

Millions of years went by, with the remaining life on Earth ever evolving until the first mammals began to walk the Earth. The monkeys came down from the trees and over centuries did evolve into humankind. Only now was Furness ready to make an appearance upon this world. And so the parents of Furness did so do it with purpose and destiny on their mind. And so it was 9 months later he did arrive upon the Earth.

In the 22nd year of the life of Furness this site was created. Its purpose is merely to amuse Furness and delay the inevitable day he will have to grow up. However, due to Furness being a kind and molevolent being he allows others to view the sites content. Therefore if you don't like what you've clicked on, don't click on it again. If you don't think something is funny, don't laugh. If you feel the need to complain about any content on this site, go fuck off somewhere, and if yuo cna raed tihs tehn yuo aer a faerk.